James Ozzy Mitchell

Age/Date of Birth: 2012
Alternative Title: Oz
Position in Band: Cannon Fodder
Instruments: Lager & Fags
Musical Influencies: Rose Tattoo, AC/DC, Iron Maiden
Favourite Albums: Rose Tattoo, AC/DC, Iron Maiden
Hobbies: Drinking
Favourite Live Act / Gig: Rose Tattoo

Paul Zoidberg

Age/Date of Birth: Oldest member of the band - so work it out for yourself!
Alternative Title: Mmmm, Beer
Position in Band: At the back, looking stupid
Instruments: Guitars and police siren
Type of Equipment: Dean Destroyer, Westone Goth, Applause Semi-Acoustic, Sessionette 75W amp
Musical Influencies: Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Cream, Rush, Genesis (when that Collins bloke was only the drummer), Free, Scorpions, Brahms, Wagner & The Wombles
Favourite Albums: Dark Side of the Moon, Wish You Were Here, Heaven & Hell, 2112, A Farewell To Kings, Foxtrot, Taken By Force (Scorpions), Heartbreaker (Free), No Place To Run (UFO), The Kick Inside (Kate Bush), Automatic for the People (REM), Led Zep IV, Brahms Cello Sonatas, The Best Elevator Musak Album In The World Volume 2
Hobbies: Reading, Rugby (aren't they towns?), Drinking Alcohol, Sleeping, Stalking Celebrities, Walkin in the countryside with me Wellies & Velcro Gloves
Favourite Live Act / Gig: Pink Floyd, Rush, AC/DC, Vardis - Stroud Leisure Centre 1980!

Billy Bass

Age/Date of Birth: XXXVII
Alternative Title: Ass Layer
Position in Band: Behind the drums
Instruments: Bass guitar
Type of Equipment: Large & throbbing
Musical Influencies: Iron Maiden, Rush, Scorpions, AC/DC, Magnum
Favourite Albums: Piece of Mind - Iron Maiden, Chase the Dragon - Magnum, 2112 - Rush, All Ozzy!
Hobbies: Sky Diving, Snow Boarding, White Water Rafting, on yes, and playing the Bass!
Favourite Live Act / Gig: Iron Maiden, Queensryche, Dream Theatre, Pink Floyd, Rush

PedZ

Age/Date of Birth: 40ish
Alternative Title: Clueless
Position in Band: Clueless
Instruments: Guitars and Excuses
Type of Equipment: Marshall amps, Zoom FX, Cheap Guitars, Pink Grapefruit Squash
Musical Influencies: Iron Maiden, UFO, Scorpions, Ratt, MSG, Helloween, Accept, Tyketto
Favourite Albums: Operation Mindcrime - Queensryche, Images & Words - Dream Theatre, Piece of Mind, Number of the Beast, Powerslave - Iron Maiden, One Night at Budokan - MSG, The Divine Wings of Tragedy - Symphony X
Hobbies: Call of Duty - Modern warefare 2, Unchartered 2, Forza 3, Oh and playing guitar of course.
Favourite Live Act / Gig: Saxon - The Eagle Has Landed Tour -Bristol Colston Hall - 1983, Vardis - Stroud Leisure Centre, Any Skin gig (and there have been a few), Tyketto & White Lion - Somewhere in Birmingham, sometime in the late 80's, Knebworth 1985!

Andy Animal Kearsey

Age/Date of Birth: 30ish
Alternative Title: Rhythm specialist
Position in Band: Behind the sticks
Instruments: Percussion
Type of Equipment: Big, round and deep
Musical Influencies: Drummers mainly
Hobbies: Gas
Favourite Live Act / Gig: Pig Inn the City - Saturday March 7 2009